Saturday, April 11, 2015

The Bob/Penny Crime Syndicate




Glad to report that Bob and Penny are getting along much better these days. Penny got a little bigger. And she found her claws. So now the wrestling is more of an even match, and all in good fun. Which usually concludes with a snuggle or, at least, détente.

Which means, of course, that they are now partners in crime. They pin me by weighing down the blankets on either side of me, so that getting out of bed in the morning is like crawling out of a sleeping bag. They collude to trip me up as I carry laundry on the stairs. And most importantly, anything, on any surface, is now within their grasp.

I previously commented on Bob’s prodigious counter-surfing skills. While impressive, he still needs to keep his back paws on the floor. Penny is not similarly enslaved by gravity. And, just like babies, cats are instinctively fascinated by batting things over edges. Catch a few viral videos if you doubt me.

I’m not a big fan of cop shows, but even I know that organized crime bosses usually get nabbed by something relatively innocuous like tax evasion or inhibiting interstate commerce. Not sure there are canine/feline equivalent statutes. Even if there were, Bob would just look at me quizzically and Penny would walk away huffing “Jeez – humans!”

So the best I can do is minimize the probability of the really bad outcomes in the gangland that my home has become. Poisons, breakables, sharp things. You know, the usual suspects.

Meanwhile, one thing is quite clear, which is obvious to anyone who has ever lived with both a cat and a dog. The cat is clearly the brains of the operation. And occasionally needs to remind the lesser species of that fact.

 

“Nothin’ to see here, ma’am”




Bob has to accept a little embarrassment in order to access the really good stuff at the back of the counters.





In other words, you gotta let go of control and accept help, in order to reach further.

Good Lesson. Thanks Bob.